Saturday, March 29, 2008

Americans to environment: suck it!

A recent US Gallop poll shows the economy to be the number one concern for US voters heading into the federal election. Contrary to the hopes and assumptions of doomologists and Hollywood finger waggers, global warming is not in the top 5. Or top 10. Or 15. Or 20. It's all wrapped up in an 8 way tie for last place.




That's right bitches. "Lack of respect for each other" is as much a concern as the environment, according to the American voter. You can throw those cans in the garbage instead of the recycling box, I don't give a shit, but don't you dare look me in the eyes when you do so. I deserve respect.

PS Happy earth hour. When you hippies are all turning off your lights and unplugging your cell phone chargers, I'll be flickering my lights on and off, yelling "Juice! Juice! Juice!"

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